For decades, the chance to be Captain America has been restricted to Steve Rogers, a 94 year old man. Greedy. Well listen here Steve, time to spread the love, thanks to the Captain America Morphsuit.
Captain America's only weapon is his shield and it is indestructible, the quality of our Morphsuit is also pretty indestructible for a non-adamantium vibranium alloy / garment. It has double stitching for durability, double zip for a good fit and easy access if you know what we mean and with the awesome print detail you too can look like you're the world's finest physical specimen. Our special blend of fabric gives you great vision.
Please note, you don't have to be American to wear this costume but in it you can of course consume USDA-certified meatstuffs, catch a largemouth bass, release it and then drive to McDonalds in a Hummer or just chug 70 fluid ounces of Pepsi. It also works at all sorts of parties, charity runs and is a great Halloween costume.